Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Best Thing I Heard All Day
"Trust. I will be dating one of these guys within three weeks."
-My dear friend Bean while watching Tool Academy.
Are you in the Atlanta area and in the market for your very own tool? There's an open casting call at Peachtree Tavern. Monday-Sunday, open-close. Bean will see you there. LOVE YOU, hoe!
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so im hoping i get a better turn out this weekend than last. i was actually forced to talk to someone with a vocabulary larger than "ill have another PBR" and "wanna fuck".
ReplyDeletethis girl, nothing but class. dont ask me how i do it, im sure i must have burned down an orphanage in my past life.
Fuck you Tool Academy. My Sunday evening was destroyed by watching this in a hungover haze and attempting to figure out how learning 'romance' meant throwing on sock puppets and role playing sex.
ReplyDeleteAt least it was an entertaining train wreck that culminated in a fantastic explosion of Slacker Tool getting kicked off the show and his girl dumping him and then getting called out by a fellow tool {STAND UP BRO!} while the remaining girlfriends huddled together for no apparent purpose.
I hate myself and Tool Academy. I will likely be watching next week...
{Steered to your site via A&M via FWG and that's as far back as I'll go.
And your mom is right. Or at least she gave you a sense of humor and the ability to string together paragraphs at a time. Which puts you into roughly the 95th percentile.}